Church Humor: The Skydiver

Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving. 

Late Sunday evening, he was found in a tree by a farmer.  

“What happened?” asked the farmer.

Liam replied, “My parachute failed to open.”

“Well,” said the farmer, “if you had asked the locals before you jumped, they would have told you nothing opens here on Sunday.”