Church Humor: Liars

A preacher told his congregation, "Next Sunday I plan to give a sermon on liars.  I suggest that before then, you all read Mark, Chapter 17."  

 

The next Sunday, the preacher began, "Will all of you who read Mark, Chapter 17, this past week, please raise your hands?" Every right hand went up.

 

The preacher then said, "There are only 16 chapters in Mark. Now I will begin my sermon on liars."